So I had a dream the other night that I went to a Ranger game at Tropicana field and I was actually watching the game from the outfield (like I was standing in the outfield…) and Mike Napoli hit a grand slam and we beat the Rays so badly that even though it was the middle of the season, MLB decided to go ahead and name the Rangers the winners of the AL West. And fireworks went off. Then, an announcement was made that everyone needed to return to their seats because the zombie apocalypse was beginning.
The first thought that went through my head was “NOOOOO, NOW ALL PLAYOFF GAMES WILL BE CANCELLED!”
I may have a problem.
On a second note, I’ve never wanted the Rangers to win a game more than I want them to tonight. Let’s all hit homers off C.J! 1-9! and Yu should shut out the Angels!
Yeah, that definitely sounds good.
Yu looks much better tonight!
Knock on wood.
I’m pretty sure I just had a heart attack.
Oh Yu. Your wild pitch scared the crap out of me. But you made up for it by getting the runner out at the plate.
Oh geez. Must catch breath…
This bugs me.
Yu Darvish got his first win against Seattle, not Chicago.
And Ian Kinsler hit a 3-run homer, not a 2-run homer.
GET IT RIGHT!
So far today…
I have seen Ian Kinsler dance, stood 10 feet away from Yu Darvish, stood beside someone being interviewed for the news, saw Josh Hamilton give Ian Kinsler a hug and have a bromantic moment, almost caught a ball that Elvis threw, and was acknowledged by Nellie.
And it’s only noon.
Happy Opening Day!! Go Rangers!!
